The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet,and Dr. Merryman.
节食博士,静心博士,欢喜博士,三者都是最好的医师;饮食少,休息好,快乐多是却病延年之方。
Fortunately for them, the Bank of England has a team called Mutilated Ladies which deals with claims from people who fed their money to a machine or to their dog.