"Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not."

"If we didn't have bonuses, we wouldn't have had anybody working for us."

"Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness."

"Never underestimate the power of the irate customer."

"The celebrated Galen said that employment was nature's physician. It is indeed so important to happiness that indolence is justly considered the parent of misery."

"Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang the best."

"We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us."

"How exquisite that gaze of yours would be if you were being whipped to death, in the last agony."

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing."

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."

"Hell has no benefits, only torture."

"There is an art of which every man should be a master the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?"