"An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition."

"Our flag is red,white, and blue. But our nation is a rainbow-Red,Yellow,brown,black, and white-and we're all precious in God's sight."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive."

"The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die."

"Time is fun when you're eating flies."

"Nobody has ever seen an electron. Nor a thought. You can't see a thought, you can't measure, weigh, nor taste it- but thoughts are the most real things in the Galaxy."

"You cannot keep a man down without staying down with him."

"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee."

"...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken."

"The speed of communications is wondrous to behold. It is also true that speed can multiply the distribution of information that we know to be untrue."

"it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."