"In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out."

"Praise will come to those whose kindness leaves you without debt."

"God can be addressed, but not expressed."

"Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make it a doozy."

"Humor, you can't exist without it. You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you suffer."

"We are wise when we learn from one another. We are strong when we contain our impulses. We are honored when we honor others."

"Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion."

"Stupid is a boundless concept."

"Rule #37: There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'."

"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again."

"We're neither pure; nor wise; nor good; we do the best we know."

"When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him."