"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

"Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you."

"The greatest poem is not that which is most skillfully constructed, but that in which there is the most poetry."

"All that is straight lies. All truth is crooked; time itself is a circle."

"I dream, I test my dreams against my beliefs, I dare to take risks, and I execute my vision to make those dreams come true."

"Excessive literary production is a social offense."

"Men of ill judgment oft ignore the goodThat lies within their hands, till they have lost it."