"I think I am a verb."

"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering."

"God is a verb."

"Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons."

"When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong."

"Dare to be naive."

"Without an adequate theory, reality is irrelevant."

"A federal judge has ruled that Microsoft should be split into two different companies. One company will have the Windows operating system and the other will count Bill Gates' money."

"The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals."

"PRESCRIPTION, n. A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient."

"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."

"The journey of a thousand leagues begins from beneath your feet."