"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"By whom?"

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."

"My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges, and sweet's the air with curly smoke from all my burning bridges."

"RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass."

"The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."

"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

"PRICE, n. Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it."

"The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience."

"Let's face it...most relationships you have in life don't work out."