"We learn the rope of life by untying its knots."

"Though one should be prepared to vomit rather frequently and disport with pink elephants and assorted grotesqueries while trying often unsuccessfully to make one's way to the toilet."

"Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think."

"What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him."

"I have not yet met with a sorrow that could not be borne, nor with one who's passing did not leave me stronger."

"We're all playing melody against each other. our aim is to get so far away from the original line that your playing something that's never been heard before."

"The aim of science is not to open the door to infinite wisdom, but to set a limit to infinite error."

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood."

"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."

"It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor."

"Threats don't work with the person who's got nothing to lose."

"I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young."