"there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."

"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."

"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!"

"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand."

"Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light."

"If I'm supposed to carry the banner for all the nerds in the world, I'm fine with that."

"I don't believe man is woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is."

"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."

"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."