"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"The devil made me do it."

"Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color, but the candle is always there."

"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."

"A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal."

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."

"The subspace W inherits the other 8 properties of V. And there aren't even any property taxes."

"If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much."