"Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together."

"Woe to those who can't see the power of irrational logic."

"Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell."

"I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."

"KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures."

"The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of our present consciousness is only one out of many worlds of consciousness that exist."

"Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another."

"From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their passions and their metaphysical prejudices allow them to learn."

"You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning."

"A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce."