"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

"All true wealth is biological."

"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"If you want to succeed, you'd better look as if you mean business."

"Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well."

"Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy it."