"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"We're all in this alone."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?"

"The quantity of civilization is measured by the quality of imagination."

"Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance."

"Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is."