"I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals..."

"The rich are the scum of the earth in every country."

"The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are governed at all."

"It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem."

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."

"'My country, right or wrong,' is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, 'My mother, drunk or sober.'"

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

"It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us."

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."

"Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God."

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."