"When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out."

"And yet, as angels in some brighter dreams Call to the soul when man doth sleep, So some strange thoughts transcend our wonted themes, And into glory peep."

"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

"God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways."

"When a person is uncertain in love, there is nothing easier than for him to put one and one together and to make three out of them."

"Small to greater matters must give way."

"Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense."

"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."

"Be gentle to all and stern with yourself."

"Savor the warmth of every sun-filled day, and the chill wind of every raging storm, weeds as much as flowers, the bitter and the sweet."

"You do not lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership."