"The greatest things in the world are those that neither men nor children can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there."

"This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank."

"I love that sometimes we need to go to the opposite side of the world to realize assumptions that we didn't even know we had and realize that the opposite may also be true."

"When you control the ball, you control the score."

"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it."

"Because he once wrote, 'We must love one another or die,' he can command me to follow him."

"People make one happy, not houses? I do not think so. Houses are more to be trusted than people."

"When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth."

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing."

"When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have."

"Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed."

"There's no business like show business."