"Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart."

"Imagination is the reality of the dreamer."

"I'll be ready for it to happen and that way it won't happen. It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life."

"Prejudice is ignorance."

"The pleasures of the world are deceitful; they promise more than they give. They trouble us in seeking them, they do not satisfy us when possessing them and they make us despair in losing them."

"'Nothing for preserving the body like having no heart.'"

"Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you."

"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in."

"Great is truth, and all powerful."

"The life of the law has not been logic but experience."

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

"Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has shaken me."