"Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang the best."

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."

"The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind."

"You know you're getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate."

"I like to think of us as Clearasil on the face of the nation. Jim Morrison would have said that if he was smart, but he's dead."

"Water generally flows downhill in this area."

"A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world."

"Honesty. It's such a lonely word."

"Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites."

"When you follow your bliss... doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors; and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else."

"When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer just yell, 'Figure it out!'"

"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it."