"Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments: love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds."

"We know what we are, but know not what we may be."

"They are as sick that surfeit with too much, as they starve with nothing."

"Present mirth hath present laughter; what's to come is still unsure."

"Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom."

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women are merely players."

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

"I'm not judging people, I'm judging their actions. It's the same type of distinction that I try to apply to myself, to judge, but not be judgmental."

"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."

"Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian."