"For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth."

"Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."

"Eduaction is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

"How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children"

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it."

"The course of life is unpredictable, no one can write his autobiography in advance."

"'I think therefore I am' is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches."

"Other people's troubles are bearable."

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."