"Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves."

"Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes."

"It's a weird year."

"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."

"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time."

"That's the thing about needs. Sometimes, when you get them met, you don't need them anymore."

"For the fashion of this world passeth away,"

"We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"The battle for the mind of Ronald Reagan was like the trench warfare of World War I: never have so many fought so hard for such barren terrain."

"Most exciting ideas are not important. Most important ideas are not exciting. Not every problem has a solution. Every solution has side effects."

"'Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.'"